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Man crush of the moment

2009-01-04T19:42:00.005-05:00

This is by means a total straight crush NOHOMO. The manliest of man crushes. I'm really into the enforcer eyebrows he owns, not overly quaff just, so natural. this guy has got it. I mean I'm still in hate with heroes, but this guy keeps me going. Girls and guys alike must know where I'm coming from. This season with the misty affair with elle and how could one ignore the heat radiating from the guy, HARE KRISHNA...

Well just had to get that out there. and now to enforce my manhood from that momentary relapse of mancrush I'll leave you with the creme de la creme Maggy Q

not really news: Heroes is going down the shithole

2008-11-09T17:45:00.008-05:00

So it's becoming that everyone is a part of one big family. Making it a big incest fest & why the fuck will no one die?! shit.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO KILL CLAIRE! I dont know why I didn't come right off the bat with that, fucking waning attention span. If i wanted to watch a dumb blonde bitch that whines about every little thing, we have the hills for that. Sure she has the shittiest power out there (immortality for the fruits that don't know), I mean since NO ONE DIES ANYWAY, but it gives you no right to open your mouth for anything other than to blow me. WHORE.

True story

2008-11-09T17:43:00.002-05:00

If father knows best...

2008-10-30T16:38:00.007-04:00

...then just call me daddy

I have a midterm to study for, but fuck that, I have to make a public announcement. For all those who are smart enough to know what the F-word means, you're smart enough to know that crocs are FUCKING UGLY. Straight off the bat I know I can never respect people that wear them, much less befriend or have any meaningful relationship with them. These people are not to be trusted...

These reDICK pieces of shit come in every color in the crayola box to "match" your outfit. Yet the only thing that matches crocs is social ostracism. There have been countless campaigns against these menacing contraptions and yet people insist on wearing them for "comfort". Well do the world a favor and suck it up.

For all those that are with me and have heard this all before, just go about your buisness. For all of you that still own a pair... you see the x on the top right corner of your window? Click on it NOW, and purge this blog from memory. I don't want any thunder cunt croc wearers perusing my blog...

Kind regards,
Naveed.

Lace or Cotton

2008-10-27T22:45:00.006-04:00

Most Men would have their preferences, but i think both are sexy.

Lace creates flawless texture to a woman's body and breasts. I have noticed women who wear lace tend to be more confident and are getting ready for a hot and spicy event to take place. its very easy to take off and you know you will receive the best out of them. Women are gods best creation and lace is human's best creation. This is what i mean by best.

Then there is cotton, it is also one of my favourite, women look so comfortable. a SEXY comfortable woman is my woman. They are very cute, and its soft. this is what i am talking about.

Thanks to victoria secret i was able to demonstrate exactly what this ashok-inator wants. Please sexy ladies shop at victoria secret, please please and more please.

Trantastic

2008-10-27T22:20:00.002-04:00

If you haven't seen the new C.aguilera vid, well then your eyes are intact and you should praise lord Krishna for pardoning you from this tran-er-ific fiasco. the lyrics "sometimes I'm a super bitch" should be replaced with "I'm just a bootleg version of lady Gaga". I swear if she sang "I have a serious case of man face and buy all my accessories from the dollar store" would still be catchier then the shit she's spouting, and be very informative as to why she looks the way she does... Seriously there should be a warning message before the vid, I've caught 20 STI's from watching it in it's entirety. My eyes are burning as I type, but for all you sadistic bastards I've posted the vid anyhow.

-Naveed

I completely agree.

2008-10-27T16:07:00.002-04:00

I laughed my proverbial ass off after seeing these pictures from roflrazzi. like lolcats I admit, but not at all... I hate any cute talking animal paraphernalia put into any context. It's just not right. Like the whole babe thing was frightening, I'd rather suffer through a whole season of the hills than watch a talking animal movie. Though they pretty much are equally mindnumbing. The difference is the hills actually show babes, bahaha. Yeah, my humor is like my stomach, it shits out whatever i feed it...

yooo daddy
Naveed.

now thats manz: spider eating bird

2008-10-26T23:05:00.000-04:00

SHIT SON
Read about it here

HOLY KRISHNA

2008-10-26T22:28:00.000-04:00

where are the men now a days?

I mean we see men trouncing in tight women jeans playing love lock down and what not and i'm left asking how on earth are me and my friend ashok the only real men standing? I think we should all take a look at Shahrukh Khan from Main Hoon Na.
Seriously take a good look at this MAN. He has a friggen gun aimed down his pants because his nunu is threatening to take up 90% of the worlds air space. Half his face is masked in shadow because he's so bad he's dare I say it... haram. so the big lesson here is think twice about the tight pants pleaseeee.
-FEAR.guftta

DOOM DHAM MACHALUM!!!

2008-10-26T22:15:00.000-04:00

hi LADIES and gentlemen, especially ladies. I would like to welcum you all to the very legendary blog.

This has everything from the latest movies to everything you need to know about ladies, ladies and more ladies. It is as sexy as Hrithik Roshan in dhoom 2!!!!!

Me and best pal Naveed, will update you hopefully everyday or weekly. and expand your knowledge of the world that most people have little idea of....and please do not feel shy to comment. After all we are all brothers and sisters.

namaste.
from the legendary ashok