If father knows best...

...then just call me daddy

I have a midterm to study for, but fuck that, I have to make a public announcement. For all those who are smart enough to know what the F-word means, you're smart enough to know that crocs are FUCKING UGLY. Straight off the bat I know I can never respect people that wear them, much less befriend or have any meaningful relationship with them. These people are not to be trusted...

These reDICK pieces of shit come in every color in the crayola box to "match" your outfit. Yet the only thing that matches crocs is social ostracism. There have been countless campaigns against these menacing contraptions and yet people insist on wearing them for "comfort". Well do the world a favor and suck it up.

For all those that are with me and have heard this all before, just go about your buisness. For all of you that still own a pair... you see the x on the top right corner of your window? Click on it NOW, and purge this blog from memory. I don't want any thunder cunt croc wearers perusing my blog...

Kind regards,
Naveed.

Trantastic

If you haven't seen the new C.aguilera vid, well then your eyes are intact and you should praise lord Krishna for pardoning you from this tran-er-ific fiasco. the lyrics "sometimes I'm a super bitch" should be replaced with "I'm just a bootleg version of lady Gaga". I swear if she sang "I have a serious case of man face and buy all my accessories from the dollar store" would still be catchier then the shit she's spouting, and be very informative as to why she looks the way she does... Seriously there should be a warning message before the vid, I've caught 20 STI's from watching it in it's entirety. My eyes are burning as I type, but for all you sadistic bastards I've posted the vid anyhow.


-Naveed